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I didn’t get to play the beta all weekend because of server issues/I was busy. I found out the beta ended last night. I’m dead inside. So many internal tears.

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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What happens when you have an artist for a girlfriend and discuss “chicken fingers” with her. theprettiestsiren

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In case anyone was wondering, short beards absolutely do not help against being full on slapped in the face. We tested. With science.

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vaultt-tec:

Finally got my bag 😁

STOP SAYING MY

Reblogged from Prepare for the future
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edgeoftheinternet:

grahampal:

howllikeastark:

sii1ver:

Let me take a second to talk about these things. I found them while looking for makeup for my friends Kanaya cosplay and holycrap are they amazing. These are lip and eye liner, these pencils are a two in one deal- three in one if you want to use it as a lipstick.

Oh and the best part? You get all twelve colors for $5.21. If that’s not amazing, I don’t know what is. You can get them here. <3

i don’t even wear makeup and i want this

what the HECK

Someone please buy these for me?! or buy them for yourself and then decide you never really use them so “eh, charlie can have them…”

If you’re good B)

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vaultt-tec:

making pixels liek

Ya I try but yoU SNEAK IT. Also u stol mi hedfones.

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dovakeeg:

usuallythemedic:

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

That just means I’m not basic, Dal B).

I found Paul on a diet coke. You’re slightly less basic ;D

No you didn’t. Don’t lie..

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times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

That just means I’m not basic, Dal B).